Pallav's blog

10 January, 2008

Driving Test

A professional juggler, driving to his next performance, is stopped by the police.

"What are you doing with these matches and lighter fluid in your car?" asks the police officer.

"I'm a juggler and I juggle flaming torches in my act."

"Oh yeah? Let's see you do it," says the officer.

So the juggler gets out and starts juggling the blazing torches masterfully.

A couple driving by slows down to watch. "Wow," says the driver to his wife. "I'm glad I quit drinking. Look at the test they're giving now!"

1 comment:

Cody Carter said...

lol, that's cool. i juggle torches alot and i sometimes wonder what it looks like i'm doing carrying around lighter fluid and matches and stuff. the best was when i used 190 proof alcohol instead of lighter fluid. cause i was holding a half empty bottle of it in my hand.

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