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Wanted: Hair-cutter. Excellent growth potential.

Wanted: Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.

Wanted: Part-time married girls for soda fountain in sandwich shop.

Girl wanted to assist magician in cutting-off-head illusion. Blue
Cross and salary.

Wanted: Preparer of food. Must be dependable, like the food business,
and be willing to get hands dirty.