Male assertiveness

A mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his wife so he
went to a psychiatrist.

The psychiatrist said he needed to build his self-esteem, and so gave
him a book on assertiveness, which he read on the way home.

He had finished the book by the time he reached his house.

The man stormed into the house and walked up to his wife.

Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to
know that I am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you
to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my
meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner,
you're going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And when I'm finished
with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"

"The funeral director," said his wife.