tells him that he will not live unless he has a heart transplant right
away. Another doctor runs into the room and says, "You're in luck, two
hearts just became available, so you will get to choose which one you
want. One belongs to an attorney and the other to a social worker".
The man quickly responds, "The attorney's."
The doctor says, "Wait! Don't you want to know a little about them
before you make your decision?"
The man says, "I already know enough. We all know that social workers
are bleeding hearts and the attorney's probably never used his. So
I'll take the attorney's!"
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