Terms to Know

TRAFFIC LIGHT -- apparatus that automatically turns red when your car approaches. 

DIVORCE -- postgraduate in School of Love. 

PIONEER -- early American who was lucky enough to find his way out of the woods. 

PEOPLE -- some make things happen, some watch things happen, and the majority has no idea what's happened. 

SWIMMING POOL -- a mob of people with water in it. 

SELF-CONTROL -- the ability to eat only one peanut. 

SALESMAN -- man with ability to convince wife she'd look fat in mink. 

CANNIBAL -- person who likes to see other people stewed. 

EGOCENTRIC -- a person who believes he is everything you know you are. 

FOREIGN FILM -- any movie shown in Texas theater that isn't a western. 

OPTIMIST -- girl who regards a bulge as a curve. 

MAGAZINE -- bunch of printed pages that tell you what's coming in the next issue. 

COLLEGE -- The four-year period when parents are permitted access to the telephone. 

EMERGENCY NUMBERS -- Police station, fire department and places that deliver. 

OPERA -- When a guy gets stabbed in the back and instead of bleeding he sings. 

BUFFET -- A French word that means "Get up and get it yourself." 

BABY-SITTER -- A teen-ager who must behave like an adult so that the adults who are out can behave like teen-agers. 

TATTOO -- Permanent proof of temporary insanity.