confused, tells the duck that no, his bar doesn't serve grapes. The
duck thanks him and leaves.
The next day, the duck returns and says, "Got any grapes?" Again, the
bartender tells him that, no, the bar does not serve grapes, has never
served grapes, and, furthermore, will never serve grapes. The duck, a
little ruffled, thanks him and leaves.
The next day, the duck returns, but before he can say anything, the
bartender begins to yell: ''Listen, duck! This is a bar! We do not
serve grapes! If you ever ask for grapes again, I will nail your
stupid duck beak to the bar!''
The duck is silent for a moment, and then asks, ''Got any nails?''
Confused, the bartenders says no.
''Good!'' says the duck. ''Got any grapes?''
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